YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
I can 300% relate to this
THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE
Walking around the Souks in Marrakesh. I’ve never seen so many shoes.
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
How did you get out
to11yy asked: What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending!
Does everybody stair at him?
Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.
pinkmonkeyspazz8987 asked: Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.
I am going to start swearing by authors
"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"
"What the Tolkien?"
"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"
"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."
Thank you supernatural fandom