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"And my life is sweet like vanilla is." - "Without You" by Lana Del Rey

April 24, 2014 at 6:48am
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6:46am
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catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

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6:45am
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6:45am
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jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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6:43am
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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

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6:40am
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jacksgap:

Walking around the Souks in Marrakesh. I’ve never seen so many shoes.

jacksgap:

Walking around the Souks in Marrakesh. I’ve never seen so many shoes.

6:40am
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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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6:40am
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floptart:

some things are better left

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6:39am
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jacksgap:

Shoes of Morocco.

jacksgap:

Shoes of Morocco.

April 23, 2014 at 6:09pm
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actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

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6:04pm
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askinnyblackman:

askinnyblackman:

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6:03pm
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to11yy asked: What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending!

dailypuns:

Does everybody stair at him?

6:02pm
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fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

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5:59pm
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pinkmonkeyspazz8987 asked: Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.

5:58pm
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I am going to start swearing by authors

superwhatlocked:

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flippyspoon:

dragonsigma:

"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"

"What the Tolkien?"

"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"

"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."

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Thank you supernatural fandom

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